sportfuck

A girl that you kind of just fuck on the side

Yo did you go to your sportfucks house today?

Yea I went over there on my lunch break and fucked her for 20 minutes

by dabblefest October 25, 2011

Sportfuck

V. to chase women in the afternoon normally in a drunken haze. It is an activity that normally occurs on a lazy day. It is often combined with beer consumption in the early afternoon.

Say bro, what you got on today? Not much drinking some tallboys looking to sportfuck.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Sportfuck

Verb. The action of choosing sexual partnership with another where sex is a sport, and the players are the partners involved in the sexual acts and sex events.

Similar to Friends with Benefits, but without the mutual expected respect of friendship. Strangers are more likely to be sportfucking than friends or acquaintances.

The stranger fuck can often be the same as the sportfuck purely for pleasure and street cred.

How could such an obvious sportfuck where Lane and Barron didn't know one another's names for months evolve into a happy marriage?

by KaRonica June 23, 2024

sportfuck the BP

Sport fuck with a pretty fat girl that is horny like crazy.

Damn, that fatty chick is giving me the vibe. I'm so drunk, it's time for pig sticking. Sportfuck the BP, yeah....

by John John the Madman July 7, 2010

Sportscucks

People that place trivial athletics above their own values and principles. These people have no shame, and even less dignity.

Bron: I can’t believe these sportscucks place ball over their own beliefs.

Relly Rell: Word up frfr. I’m not supporting the (((system))).

by blackBullPrepper September 2, 2020

shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.

The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.

by theswooper August 8, 2015

spoonfuck

Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.

The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.

by J-Reddish October 30, 2007