Sporkfucker 

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

Sporkfucker by Sah-gay February 16, 2005

SporkFucker 

1) One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.
2) Magna Kaser of #gplus

1) That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.
2) Magna Kaser is a real sporkfucker because he fucks sporks.

SporkFucker by ThiagoMengo69 July 26, 2003

SporkFucker 

One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.

That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.

SporkFucker by deity June 18, 2005

spotifuckery 

The experience of not being able to find a song you like on Spotify.

"(Insert artist name or song or album name here) isn't on Spotify? WTF? That's some Spotifuckery right there..."

spotifuckery by agavebloom July 13, 2012

Sporkesucker

Pubes
An Organism That Enjoys The Act Of Smooching Another Organisms Of The Same Or Opposite Sex's Pubic Hair. Also Includes Animals

Tori: Hey Babe
Tami: Hey Sexy ;).
Tori: You Wana Suck My Pubes?
Tami: Oh Yea, Im Such A Sporkesucker.

Sporkesucker by Lauren Miller March 15, 2008

sockfucker 

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

sockfucker by The real Beav April 28, 2006

porkfucker 

One who fucks pork

damn I didn't know justin was a porkfucker

porkfucker by Anonymous May 15, 2003