intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)
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by Essix March 6, 2005
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When a girl allows you to stick the tip of your penis into her labia, for a couple of seconds, without fully penetrating her.
I was at this party and trying to get my dick wet with this chick, long story short, she got sporked.
by supmannothinchillin February 14, 2009
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Becoming owned beyond ownage. THE ULTIMATE OWNAGE!
You got sporked!

You totally got sporked!

Never spork the spork.
by Anthony Caggiano October 11, 2006
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To have an erection while spooning.
While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011
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What happens when a spoon and fork love each other very much.
The fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when I opened it, it was full of sporks.
by LabMom March 18, 2010
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The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
by Rosie November 6, 2003
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Little plastic utensil; rounded like a spoon only with tiny spikes. Found in most 'ready to eat' pasta pots, fruit salads etc.
Stove thought that the word 'Spork' related to a structure found on a bicycle wheel. It doesn't though; Stove was wrong.
by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2015
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