progamer124's definitions

sporkeh

AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.

See www.pwned.nl for an example.

by progamer124 April 13, 2005

shit-for-brains

An idiot; one who seems to have shit instead of brains, thus severely limiting their thought capacity.

Hey shit-for-brains, you fucked up again didn't you?

by progamer124 January 18, 2003

al capowned

Combination of owned and gangster Al Capone. It's just a clever (sorta) way of saying you owned someone.

Headshot! AL CAPOWNED, BITCH!!!

by progamer124 February 11, 2005

1+1=3

Reproduction joke. The "1+1" refers to two people having sex; the extra 1 represents a potential baby, making a total of 3 people.

"I'm gonna get laid tonight!"
"Whatever man, just remember sometimes 1+1=3."

by progamer124 January 4, 2005

slumpbuster

When someone is having trouble getting laid, they're in a slump. When you're in a slump, you need an easy score to get your confidence back up and break the slump - a slumpbuster. Often this means lowering your standards, and sleeping with someone you would never otherwise associate with. The term is obviously negative, and can even damage the reputation of someone who uses it; it implies that the "slumpbuster"'s only purpose is to screw someone who's desperate for sex, and also implies that the person invoking the term uses women for sex. Use with caution; it tends to make things worse for everyone involved.

"She was a slumpbuster."

by progamer124 May 23, 2004

in other news

A segue into another topic. Used when you want to move on to a new subject, but have no real way to connect it to what you were talking about before.

"So, in other news... I heard broke up with steve."

by progamer124 October 31, 2005

Devil's Night

October 30. A Detroit-area "tradition" originally centered around pranks like egging windows and cars, destroying property, or TP'ing houses; in the mid 1970s these relatively harmless but annoying acts were mostly replaced by widespread arson, peaking in the 1980s when up to 800 fires would be reported in a single night. More recently, the city has organized a so-called "Angel's Night," where volunteers patrol neighborhoods to prevent and report crimes. The effort has been somewhat effective, and is taken so seriously that news stations almost never use the original term anymore, in an attempt to show support for the volunteers.

You might want to stay in... it's Devil's Night, after all.

by progamer124 September 30, 2005