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Sporkfoot

Weird anatomical abnormality where it appears that a person only has three or four toes.
Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene’s sporkfoot? She looks like Barney Rubble.
by Judgosaur September 30, 2022
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SpookyFoot

When you see a Bigfoot that spooks you.

It could also mean a very spooky foot, that is pale and has massive bunions.
Or the ghost foot of Bay Drive, where racism had a direct influence on the foot population killing the feet and making them spookily haunt the woods and terrorize huge cock men.
SpookyFoot was standing there, he was acting spooky for my cock.
Brian’s mom had a SpookyFoot, I was going to lick her toes but decided not to.
by BrianFranco’sHotMom March 24, 2021
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Sparefooting

Verb:
Sparefooting is the act of riding an elevator for just one floor. This act becomes even more egregious when the elevator is going downward.
John on the 5th floor: "Man having that smoke sure wore me out."
Mark: "I hear you - let's sparefoot it down to four."
John: "Won't sparefooting make us look lazy?"
Mark: "Only to those people who don't know how hard it is to walk down that flight of stairs."

*ding*
by Jippydo January 28, 2014
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Sporkmouth

Sporkmouth. Being born with a white plastic spork in your mouth, the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth
Guy 1: I say Tarquin, take that silver spoon out of your mouth for a minute and look at those ruffians over there.

Guy 2: Gosh Wills, sporkmouths! Let's get out of here before they see us.

Guy 1: Yes, make haste!
by lucyloo1979 November 3, 2012
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Sporkcoat

1) When a female (girl) is talking to someone, as well as someone else as her mate.

2)Its when a male uses a girl only for a season.
1) I met this new guy, but he is my sporkcoat as long as my boyfriend doesn't know.

2) I have this girl as my sporkcoat , until the season is over.
by The OGs September 21, 2016
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Spoonfoot

Dead baller who can't shoot for his life
Simon: Of course he missed that. It's Spoonfoot
by JoshIsNonce August 1, 2020
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sporkfest

a festival during spring break in colorodo when everyone "spoons" or more appropriatly "sporks"
in Breckenridge, Colorodo we had a sporkfest '06 and it was sexxxy
by steve-jon April 25, 2006
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