Spoonless 

A word that describes anything and everything in a derogatory term thats mildly insulting

Brain why you hella spoonless?

Spoonless by bhris boolin May 10, 2018

quantum spookiness 

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.

Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.

quantum spookiness by Matt BB October 15, 2003

Mutual spookiness 

When after a date, neither person contacts the other. Different than ghosting.

That date didn't go very well man, but I expect there'll be some mutual spookiness and she won't text me.

Mutual spookiness by Apex Grazer December 3, 2022

spoonieism 

A religion that is when you pray upon a tiny spoon that is on top of a Christmas tree. Every night at 9:30 PM pray to the spoon in hopes life goes well. Every Sunday church will be held at 9:00 so please join us. (don't worry its not a cult <3)

Are you in the spoonieism religion?

spoonieism by SPOONIEISM4LYFE December 9, 2019

Spoonies 

Term used towards Somalian people who try to act tough

Yo bro look at these spoonies😂 what are they doin it’s embarrassing

Spoonies by Camz600 October 26, 2020

Spooniestbeaver 

A Spooniestbeaver is a girl who enjoys playing computer games, often online. She has no preference to FPS, RTS and RPG, as long as she is surrounded by noobs and can occasionally win. She may also have a group of loyal followers (due to her gender) who can help her improve her gaming skills and rank/level up.

That Lucy is such a Spooniestbeaver!

Spooniestbeaver by Nilemra April 26, 2006

sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

sporkiness by Tito May 12, 2004