stoniness
stoniness by Couch smoker July 6, 2015
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stoniness • Smokiness • Sonnessa • stankness • stenness • Stoness • stoniest • STONIESTYY • Stonless break on by way • strongness
Smokiness
Smokiness by Goldie Overlook April 22, 2011
Stoness
A female stoner who can take mad hits as well as and/or sometimes even better than a stonER. Also be able to get higher, faster! ;) It makes sense, actOR, actrESS!
Guy: *Takes a weak ass bong hit and starts coughing a lot for what feels like an eternity*
Girl: Bitch, you're hacking a lung over THAT?! I'll show you what a REAL hit is! *Takes a nice, long 30 second hit, holds it in for a good 15 seconds, and blows the smoke is the Wiz Khalifa wannabe's face*
Guy: Damn, girl. You should win some sort of award for that.
Girl: Already have, I am proud to say that I have EARNED the title Stoness
Guy: *Bows down to her pot smoking royalty*
Girl: Bitch, you're hacking a lung over THAT?! I'll show you what a REAL hit is! *Takes a nice, long 30 second hit, holds it in for a good 15 seconds, and blows the smoke is the Wiz Khalifa wannabe's face*
Guy: Damn, girl. You should win some sort of award for that.
Girl: Already have, I am proud to say that I have EARNED the title Stoness
Guy: *Bows down to her pot smoking royalty*
be the stopness
stop what you are doing, but in a cool, slacker way, like not cuing up another Chemical Romance mp3 when your moms says it's too f***ing loud.
monkey: *screeching* "I'm not O-K"
bear: be the stopness
monkey: *voice trails off like she meant to stop anyway*
bear: be the stopness
monkey: *voice trails off like she meant to stop anyway*
be the stopness by MessengerPuppet July 5, 2006
Sonnessa
Terrible fighter manager/estate agent/rent boy/criminal/rapist/idiot with a penchant for getting completely abused by everyone including his father, Mr Sonnessa.
Sonnessa by Julie-Anne Sonnessa November 14, 2003
strongness
KC vs. Diva J when he is trying to take advantage of her or want something that she is pretending to refuse to give
strongness by DivaJ November 8, 2004
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