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stoniness 

noun- the traits of a stoner
Tom's rosa rug expressed his blatant stoniness.
stoniness by Couch smoker July 6, 2015
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stankness 

Grumpy, bitchy attitude or disposition. Most commonly exhibited by females who work long hours in close proximity. Often alienates and confuses unsuspecting male coworkers and bystanders.
Damn, whats up with the stankness today? I didn't do anything wrong!!
stankness by wordman07 May 25, 2007

Smokiness 

To be sexy or hot. Gorgeous.
Man, nobody can resist Sarah's smokiness.
Smokiness by Goldie Overlook April 22, 2011
A female stoner who can take mad hits as well as and/or sometimes even better than a stonER. Also be able to get higher, faster! ;) It makes sense, actOR, actrESS!
Guy: *Takes a weak ass bong hit and starts coughing a lot for what feels like an eternity*
Girl: Bitch, you're hacking a lung over THAT?! I'll show you what a REAL hit is! *Takes a nice, long 30 second hit, holds it in for a good 15 seconds, and blows the smoke is the Wiz Khalifa wannabe's face*
Guy: Damn, girl. You should win some sort of award for that.
Girl: Already have, I am proud to say that I have EARNED the title Stoness
Guy: *Bows down to her pot smoking royalty*
Stoness by carlysims June 2, 2014

be the stopness 

stop what you are doing, but in a cool, slacker way, like not cuing up another Chemical Romance mp3 when your moms says it's too f***ing loud.
monkey: *screeching* "I'm not O-K"
bear: be the stopness
monkey: *voice trails off like she meant to stop anyway*

Sonnessa 

Terrible fighter manager/estate agent/rent boy/criminal/rapist/idiot with a penchant for getting completely abused by everyone including his father, Mr Sonnessa.
"Oi fuck off you fucking Sonnessa!!"
Sonnessa by Julie-Anne Sonnessa November 14, 2003

strongness 

to be strong, to use one's strenghth to your advantage
KC vs. Diva J when he is trying to take advantage of her or want something that she is pretending to refuse to give
strongness by DivaJ November 8, 2004
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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