Spork

What happens when a spoon and fork love each other very much.

The fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when I opened it, it was full of sporks.

by LabMom March 18, 2010

Spork

Little plastic utensil; rounded like a spoon only with tiny spikes. Found in most 'ready to eat' pasta pots, fruit salads etc.

Stove thought that the word 'Spork' related to a structure found on a bicycle wheel. It doesn't though; Stove was wrong.

by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2015

Spork

A position for sexual intercourse in which a couple lie on their sides, spooning, while the male’s (large spoon) penis is inserted into his partner’s (small spoon) vagina or anus.

1. Ben and I were so tired after a long day of hiking that we just sporked and fell asleep.

2. Did you know that many older couples spork as a way to maintain a healthy sex life without risking the potential injury that comes with more active sexual positions?

by RedheadedViking December 11, 2021

spork

And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.

Spork, God's true gift to men.

by Spork April 16, 2005

spork

spork:a combination of a spoon and a fork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork

sporkage: that fatass just had some extreme hardcore sporkage back there by those rowdy sporkers.

by 4dimensional March 19, 2004

Spork

1.) the act of spooning while your erect penis is inserted. This involves no motion, just a one simple thrust and you are sporking.

2.) a laying down hug with a motionless inserted penis.

3.) spooning with a fully inserted erection.

I had a raging hard on but she didn't feel like boning...so I put it in and we just laid there and sporked.

by I am the Squid December 12, 2010

spork

The god of silverware.

Use sporks instead of forks and spoons. You'll end up saving table space.

by GastonRabbit June 14, 2004