sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

sporkiness by Tito May 12, 2004

quantum spookiness 

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.

Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.

quantum spookiness by Matt BB October 15, 2003

sarkiness 

a very dry humoured and sarcastic comment - generally delivered by someone who has a lot of style and insight.

I admire her for her sarkiness and spunk! She has really mentored me well and put me in my place with her sarkiness!

sarkiness by charming doll December 18, 2011

sarkiness 

Another spelling of "snarkiness," which refers to the sorts of abusive responses a dumb or poorly considered question or post tends to get in certain forums.

I am prepared so the sarkiness.

sarkiness by the jerky January 4, 2008

snarkiness 

Condition resulting in verbal response reflecting mockery and intentional condescension, often times found when responding to nonsensical progressive, politically correct comments. Use of sarcasm often times empowers snarkiness.

Joe Cool used snarkiness responding to a buffoon who posted liberal gibberish on a Politico thread on the internet.

snarkiness by Realwriter24 May 21, 2014

Smokiness 

To be sexy or hot. Gorgeous.

Man, nobody can resist Sarah's smokiness.

Smokiness by Goldie Overlook April 22, 2011

sportness 

The act of playing by the rules and competing with a moralistic attitude towards the other kickball team.

Our team is very competitive though we keep a positive fun attitude with our good sportness!

sportness by Purple Turtle Number 1 July 27, 2012