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spoon feed 

1. When a car and/or truck will not accept fuel at the fastest rate posible from the pump and the fuel pumper must slow the flow rate down to a trickle to keep the fuel from backing up and splashing out of the fuel opening.
I had to spoon feed that U-haul truck because gas was spitting out.
spoon feed by Zone Ranger February 18, 2008
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Spoon feed 

To literally feed a person while spooning.
I'm tired, hungry and lonely! Spoon feed me.
Spoon feed by Provwise August 7, 2015

Spoon Feed 

The act of cupping one's hand and farting into it. Then putting it over the nose of someone else when they inhale.
Dude#1. I ate Mexican food and had gas all day so I decided to spoon feed the old lady. The bitch threw-up and is all pissed at me.
Dude#2. That sucks. Did it smell like taco's?
Spoon Feed by FletcherHPW October 10, 2010

spoon feed 

To set up your buddy with a girl who is DTF and open to the idea of a one time bang - via someone you know. ex: your girlfriend, sister, mom.. hell, even grandma if you're sick like that.
Jerome, recently dumped by his girlfriend, needed a boost. I decided I'd try to cheer him up with a spoon feed.
spoon feed by pattycakes89 June 6, 2011

spoon feed that ho

When your fucking a girl, you pull out, bust ur nut on a spoon and tell the girl she doesnt look well... so you shove that spoon all the way down the bitch's throat
Yo, last night i spoon feed that ho, and she fucking swallowed all that shit.
spoon feed that ho by A-Mo December 9, 2007

spoon feed the dragon 

yo bro you check out those pics of jessica beil with the safe search off.. oh yeah i spoon feed the dragon to that shit all night.
spoon feed the dragon by DeLarsh January 8, 2009

Spoon Feeding 

When someone gets everything they want without putting his own effort in it.
Often people ask other people to do / explain stuff because they are too lazy to do the work by themself.. so they want other people to do the work for them. If a Stranger is to lazy to google something, and another person help him with more informations (or other stuff), thats spoonfeeding. In Hacker Boards often People say "no spoonfeeding, sorry" if someone ask something without researching in the past about the question. Often Informations are public accesable but people are lazy. So often "no spoonfeeding here, sorry" is a "gtfo and read the manual / google it" answer lazy people get from others.
Person A: "How do i ...?"
Person B: "It's easy you just must do.. and then..then.." (<-- spoon feeding because the infos are public accesable)
Spoon Feeding by AnnaWagner November 19, 2017
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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