DeLarsh's definitions

Rings On Your Tree Trunk

A person using jlova langauge, talking about how big your dick is.

Hey Fupa Troppa how many Rings On Your Tree Trunk.
Fupa Troopa: wtf

by DeLarsh January 23, 2009

The Wedding Ring.

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.

Hey man that girl likes when i give her the wedding ring.

by DeLarsh January 14, 2009

spoon feed the dragon

another name for beatin off

yo bro you check out those pics of jessica beil with the safe search off.. oh yeah i spoon feed the dragon to that shit all night.

by DeLarsh January 8, 2009

POOPA SCOOPA

Another name for anal sex.

Hey dont be doing the poopa scoopa, it might lead to bad memories

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

Picking Clams

Another word for masturbation for a girl

I caught my daughter picking clams the other day.

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

Monster Cawk Slapped

When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex.

Last night i monster cawk slapped that girl

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009