splander

the dried toothpaste encrusted foam that forms on clothes and facial features short while after activity of brushing teeth has been carried out.

Extremely dangerous, splander only visualises into white stain minutes after, one may be under the impression that their clothes/face are splander-free, yet by the time they reach the bus stop stains may have materialised, to laughs of fellow classmates.

Impossible to remove with mear scratching.

Possible to pretend to friends it is only Tippex, only sometimes though, friends are wise like that.

Some people can have personal problems with splander, that is cannot brush their teeth without creating it. Usual evolves from a teeth washer who has their mouth open will brushing. Foam forming around buccal cavity drops to clothes, pants, shoes etc.

Lucia; "Gerald, have you just finished brushing your teeth, darling?"

Gerald; "Yeh Mama. How'd you know?"

Lucia; "..Because you have splander all over your batman pyjamas!"

Gerald; "Ohhh darn-diddly -arn-it"

by Sharsharshar July 31, 2006

Slanderous Blasphemy

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

by The Chenneth February 7, 2019

splankers

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

by Keefaz December 13, 2018

splenderfuckingrific

a term that is used to express that something is most excellent, or to express extreme disappointment in a sarcastic manner.

1) traffic is backed up for the next 10 miles....oh that is just splenderfuckingrific!

2) Candy wants to suck your cock! Wow, that is splenderfuckingrific!

by jeffrey herrschaft March 15, 2008

Slander

Words falsey spoken to damage a person's reputation.

The editor slandered the actress in the newspaper.

by Anoymous921342 August 1, 2008

Lies and Slander

1.) A phrase used to signify that whatever has just been said is untrue and/or an insult to someone/something.

2.) A phrase commonly used in a humorous fashion as a way to deny an accusation.

1.) So (insert politician's name) promises to lower our taxes, improve healthcare, and protect our Constitutional rights? Lies and slander!

2.) Suzy: "Did you eat the last piece of pie?"
Pete: (w/ crumbs on face) "Lies and slander!"

by Comrade Sami March 28, 2009

slanderbeaking

intentionally mispronouncing a word or name for purposes of mockery

Urine dictionary is totally the balls!

Hey, I don't really appreciate you slanderbeaking this veritable fountain of knowledge.

by thatwhoregirl March 26, 2011