Slonder

Something "gone wrong". Opposite to Wonder

Man that dinner was such a slonder, I totally burnt the turkey.

by Big double LL October 13, 2008

sonder

The realization that there aren't any main characters in the world and everyone has a complex life, thoughts, crushes, relatives, dreams and mind just as your own.

Essentially whilst you're the main character in your life, you're also a background character in someone else's.

The knowledge that both I and you reading this are actual people like the remaining 8 billion of us is making sonder hit me like a truck.

by B O I B O I March 6, 2022

roblox slender

what happens when you drink and smoke while pregnant

“Drinking and smoking wont affect my child”
little do they know their kid will be a roblox slender

by the random idiot December 25, 2021

roblox slender

an absolute dunkass and a useless grub to humanity

plr1: hi

23kdunkass: mic up kid i get all the roblox cnp on my dick

plr1: *mics up and the dunkass roblox slender is a squeaker*

*friend joins*

*hell.mp3*

by dat_ May 25, 2021

Slenderman

The most beast no faces CreepyPasta there is. Tall as fuck, and with arms and tenticles that can tear you to shreds he is quite a treat. He makes electronic devises go crazy when he is close to them. And the only thing that sucks is that his weakness is 8 pieces of paper

Guy 1: Dude my phone is getting all blurry.
Guy 2: Run nigga run!! Slenderman is here!!!

by MegaBlazingHoundoom March 23, 2017

sonder

Sonder is the realization that everybody around you, even strangers, are living a life just as complex as yours. Sometimes your hurting so bad and you feel your the only one. But after all your hardships you start to realize that everybody is so unique and you aren't the only one. Everybody lives are so indescribably different and there is no way you will ever understand their lives. To sum it up you are realizing that your not the only one living with such chaos and complexity. All people lives are unique, strange, chaotic, and complex, just like yours. Your not alone.

I lay in bed so deep in my thoughts, the darkness was all around me while, slowly, the sonder started to kick in. I then realized that not only me, but all seven point fifty three billion people in this world which they are constantly living despite my personal lack of awareness of it.

by _i_found_it_mom_ July 29, 2019

Slanderous Blasphemy

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

by The Chenneth February 7, 2019