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Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.
Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?
by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013
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Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.
What to do?
OMG what am I gonna do about my rash I got after eating splenda?
by Izzabehr April 10, 2005
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artificial sweetner that tastes like crap

stop putting it in your diet drinks, Jones Soda co.!
diet jones sucks because it uses splenda
by dusty August 07, 2004
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1.)A fake bitch that fools you with kindness.
2.)Fake sugar.
That Splenda bitch would watch my dog for free then called animal control on me.
by Louie Putton September 08, 2016
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