sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

sploffer 

When air leaves your nostrils at a noticeably faster degree.

He had a light sploffer upon viewing an incorrectly used meme.

sploffer by hghdffsanfdkfdladsfl;kjgienern March 5, 2014

Sproffee 

Noun- A beverage consisting of 1 part sprite for every 3 parts coffee.
Recommended to be taken in a shot.

This Sproffee is modefo the best drink ever!

Sproffee by Daanammond January 24, 2011

Sploofee 

A sweaty queef on a yoga ball.

Deborah made a Sploofee in yoga class today and everyone laughed. She never attended yoga again.

Sploofee by Copperpipecatina July 17, 2016

Sploffed 

Extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.

Dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. I was totally sploffed for hours.

I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.

Sploffed by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008

sploffer 

That combination between a snort and chortle. When air comes our of your nostrils slightly faster, indicating a humorous situation.

A: "Hey, have you seen that new sitcom?"

B: "Oh yeah. So many of the jokes make me sploffer..."

sploffer by tingra March 5, 2014

Sploffer 

Sploffer is the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny.

Dude, I gotta show you this hilarious picture on reddit, it's definitely at least sploffer worthy.
I was watching this video the other day, and I swear, I was sploffing for a solid 5 seconds it was so funny.
"Dude stop breathing into your mic" "Sorry, I'm just watching a video" "So?" "Sploffing" "Oh, ok. You should link me it then."

Sploffer by Deafharp March 5, 2014