sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
by PokeyD March 14, 2017
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Saint Paddy's Day

English term for St Patrick's Day, as an Irish person would never say this.
Trump, Saint Paddy's Day isn't spelt with a double "t" you Muppet. And take that stupid cap off. You look like an eejit.
by PokeyD March 10, 2017
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