Definitions by PokeyD

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

Saint Paddy's Day

English term for St Patrick's Day, as an Irish person would never say this.

Trump, Saint Paddy's Day isn't spelt with a double "t" you Muppet. And take that stupid cap off. You look like an eejit.

Saint Paddy's Day by PokeyD March 10, 2017