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sploffer 

When air leaves your nostrils at a noticeably faster degree.
He had a light sploffer upon viewing an incorrectly used meme.
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sploffer 

That combination between a snort and chortle. When air comes our of your nostrils slightly faster, indicating a humorous situation.
A: "Hey, have you seen that new sitcom?"

B: "Oh yeah. So many of the jokes make me sploffer..."
sploffer by tingra March 5, 2014

Sploffer 

Sploffer is the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny.
Dude, I gotta show you this hilarious picture on reddit, it's definitely at least sploffer worthy.
I was watching this video the other day, and I swear, I was sploffing for a solid 5 seconds it was so funny.
"Dude stop breathing into your mic" "Sorry, I'm just watching a video" "So?" "Sploffing" "Oh, ok. You should link me it then."
Sploffer by Deafharp March 5, 2014

sploffer 

the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny, reddit fucking invented it, hats off, nostrils flare.
"What's the word for a mild gust of air from your nostrils when you hear a semi-decent joke?"
"A light sploffer"

Other such words include: Sploffed Out Loud (SOL)
sploffer by ShadowMercure March 5, 2014
A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

Splifferation

An orgonisation of people who belive in solidarity, peace, pacafism, freedom, unity, love, respect, seek knowlege as power, no to tyranny, no to the monetary system and also the freedom of smoking hem good treez ;)
I was doon the high st the other day and this police officer tryed to arrest me, so i said i am part of the splifferation alliance and he hesitated to tak eme to the cells, due to Splifferation being in partnership with the amnesty International group.
Splifferation by Insight420 January 30, 2010

splifferette 

Rolling a spliff with scrapings form your grinder when your all out.
Dean: shit man, we out of weed!
Dave: I'll roll a splifferette.
Dean: Yeah man, scrape that shit outta that grinder....
Dave: Fuck yeah.
splifferette by the_sk8_dude February 15, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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