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sploffer 

That combination between a snort and chortle. When air comes our of your nostrils slightly faster, indicating a humorous situation.
A: "Hey, have you seen that new sitcom?"

B: "Oh yeah. So many of the jokes make me sploffer..."
sploffer by tingra March 5, 2014

Sploffer 

Sploffer is the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny.
Dude, I gotta show you this hilarious picture on reddit, it's definitely at least sploffer worthy.
I was watching this video the other day, and I swear, I was sploffing for a solid 5 seconds it was so funny.
"Dude stop breathing into your mic" "Sorry, I'm just watching a video" "So?" "Sploffing" "Oh, ok. You should link me it then."
Sploffer by Deafharp March 5, 2014

sploffer 

the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny, reddit fucking invented it, hats off, nostrils flare.
"What's the word for a mild gust of air from your nostrils when you hear a semi-decent joke?"
"A light sploffer"

Other such words include: Sploffed Out Loud (SOL)
sploffer by ShadowMercure March 5, 2014
A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

Splifferation

An orgonisation of people who belive in solidarity, peace, pacafism, freedom, unity, love, respect, seek knowlege as power, no to tyranny, no to the monetary system and also the freedom of smoking hem good treez ;)
I was doon the high st the other day and this police officer tryed to arrest me, so i said i am part of the splifferation alliance and he hesitated to tak eme to the cells, due to Splifferation being in partnership with the amnesty International group.
Splifferation by Insight420 January 30, 2010

splifferette 

Rolling a spliff with scrapings form your grinder when your all out.
Dean: shit man, we out of weed!
Dave: I'll roll a splifferette.
Dean: Yeah man, scrape that shit outta that grinder....
Dave: Fuck yeah.
splifferette by the_sk8_dude February 15, 2006
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