Sploofee

A sweaty queef on a yoga ball.

Deborah made a Sploofee in yoga class today and everyone laughed. She never attended yoga again.

by Copperpipecatina July 17, 2016

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

by PokeyD March 14, 2017

Sploofie

A spliff/joint containing Marijuana.

Hey man, gimme a toke on that sploofie.
I'm as high as hell and I'm gunna get me some head off a fat bitch.

by Smau5 November 21, 2009

spoofee

To find a deal, coupon or freebie on a website.

Did you find it on Spoofee?

by John Hemmick June 11, 2006

sploofledorf

a short person with afro like hair

The sploofledorf had to strain his head back to see peoples' faces as he walked down the street.

by jesse grondin October 15, 2008

Sploofer

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

Sploofe

To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.

Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.

by DrDreNWA December 24, 2006