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A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017
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Sploofie 

A spliff/joint containing Marijuana.
Hey man, gimme a toke on that sploofie.
I'm as high as hell and I'm gunna get me some head off a fat bitch.
Sploofie by Smau5 November 21, 2009
To find a deal, coupon or freebie on a website.
Did you find it on Spoofee?
spoofee by John Hemmick June 11, 2006

sploofledorf 

a short person with afro like hair
The sploofledorf had to strain his head back to see peoples' faces as he walked down the street.
sploofledorf by jesse grondin October 15, 2008

Sploofer 

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.
Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.
Sploofer by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023
To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.
Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.
Sploofe by DrDreNWA December 24, 2006