sloffee

A sloth in a coffee cup

For my birthday I got a card with a sloffee on it.

sloffee by Zoofie fish May 29, 2020

Sloffee

A coffee that has a sloth on it, not much else to say...

Oh boy do i love sloffee!

Sloffee by HEEHEEHEEHA123456 September 17, 2022

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

Scoffee

To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.

The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"

Wilson: "Sorry boss."

The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"

Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."

The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"

Scoffee by JimmyWOW November 22, 2010

Smoffee 

Smoke + Coffee

- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!

Smoffee by nullsub February 12, 2010

Sloffelness 

So disgusting a bum wouldn't even take a shit there.

Jesus H what kind of shit hole do you live in. Clean this up, I'm not gonna tolerate this sloffelness.

Sloffelness by Cockamamie July 5, 2017

Snoffee 

Snotty people who think they know everything about coffee. Typically associated with a hipster who frequents local overpriced coffee shops but doesn't actually know how to make coffee.

Carol: "Hey Sarah, did you hear about the new coffee shop?"
Sarah: " Yeah, Karen said she just went there. She ordered an Ethiopian flat white with oat milk and vanilla syrup."
Carol: OMG, Karen is such a snoffee!"

Snoffee by MaxinePulls May 10, 2020