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A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017
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spliffedelic 

1. The "mind manifesting" result of smoking a very potent marijuana cigarette.
2. Usually paid as a compliment to the person who rolled the joint as it was perfectly crafted with a perfectly balanced ratio of weed and tobacco.
The doobie we smoked was spliffedelic!
spliffedelic by Cavemn July 24, 2006

Spliffed 

the feeling you get when you smoke a lot weed + tobacco joints
*smokes three spliffs*
"man i feel spliffed"
Spliffed by splifmaster420 January 7, 2015

sploffer 

When air leaves your nostrils at a noticeably faster degree.
He had a light sploffer upon viewing an incorrectly used meme.

spliffed 

adj to become high on weed, dope, ganga, blow and other street names for the herb
man i was so need to get spliffed
spliffed by troyka August 29, 2003

spliffed 

Too point out that the price that someone is asking for an object on an internet "buy/sell/trade forum is unreasonably high.
So over the past few months there's been a new term, spliffed, arise on the buy/sell/trade forum here at *****. It refers to when someone wants to sell their computer and prices it far to high. Spliff comes buy and rips the post to shreds and explains what a more reasonable price should be. The seller can now be refered to as being "spliffed"
spliffed by Spliffy October 23, 2007