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housewife spliffin 

A phrase refering to lesbian sex
My girlfriend and I just did a little housewife spliffin
housewife spliffin by Unicirn queen November 15, 2017

The Spiffing Brit 

The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.
One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.
The Spiffing Brit by Doctor J October 13, 2020
The feeling of satisfaction you get when eating a 'Splice' iceblock on a hot day. Cross between Splice and Epic.
Brad: Oh man, this Splice is Spliffic.
Fergus: Is that a new word?
Brad: Yeh made it then, gona add it to urban dictionary tonight.
Fergus: Not if I do it first.
Brad: *sigh* You full would, as your a no life twat....

Fergus: Ya :D
Spliffic by Sexy Kent November 2, 2009

Spiffing Mammaries 

Louis: WOAH! look at those nice fun bags
Harry: SPIFFING MAMMARIES!
Spiffing Mammaries by Niall Horan February 16, 2012

SPIFFING 

Very posh and dated word meaning excellent, especially as used by upper-class toffs and rugger buggers.
I say, she's a lovely filly.
Oh yes, absolutely spiffing old chap.
SPIFFING by onandon August 28, 2005

splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned
It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!
splifficult by Sazzy J November 25, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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