splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned

It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!

splifficult by Sazzy J November 25, 2009

stifficult 

Hard, difficult, and stiff fused to imply a sexual innuendo without actually having to be one

It is becoming stifficult to pay attention in class with my professors being so hot.

It's stifficult when i help girls wit squats at the gym

stifficult by theweeblewobble December 23, 2013

stifficulties 

to have trouble getting an erection

i hear kris has stifficulties

really?

yeh so i've heard

stifficulties by mart1n222 September 1, 2009

Splifficated 

When you are utterly and completely high and don't know what the hell is going on.

"Haha man, the other night, you were so splifficated"

Splifficated by Bri-Sty March 27, 2007

snifficult 

When your dog finds an interesting smell and does not want to keep walking.

Ex - Toby the beagle was being so snifficult on the walk this morning.

Toby the beagle was so snifficult on the walk this morning.

snifficult by DSmiph July 4, 2015

Stifficulty 

Erectile Dysfunction

I am sorry, I seem to be having stifficulty.

Stifficulty by STSD February 25, 2009