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spliffany 

When you smoke cannabis and your brain starts to make new connections, and you come up with a brilliant idea, or epiphany. Sometimes you act on the idea and change the world. Other times, you let the idea go.
My life changed as I had an inspiring spliffany, actually a series of spliffanies, and followed through on the ideas.
spliffany by ceremonialgrade October 29, 2017
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Spliffany 

A chick who is always looking to get stoned. Never says no to getting down. Play on slang term spliff, a MJ cigarette, and female American name Tiffany.
We're out, call spliffany. You know she's holding. Fa sho.
Spliffany by Stavka June 30, 2024

spliffany petard 

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.
Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.
spliffany petard by jedi marf October 19, 2013

sniffany 

Slang word for( usually a woman but not always it could also describe a gay man for instance )with a big coke habit snorting cocaine up the nose and then sniffing an their nose continuously drips /runs
There goes sniffany to use the bathroom for the forth time in an hour She must have a bladder problem or something !!!
sniffany by Minnamooser November 10, 2018

sniffany 

Something that happens to any unworthy scrap after getting physically abused!
Ps: Shame on sniffany-thing! *Whipping*

Bs: *Sobbing*
sniffany by :D =D June 8, 2020

Spiffanese 

LB Spiffy's 🔥 language (wayyyy better than cartinese)
Yute: Wtf is LB saying
Niraj (person who came up with the word "Spiffanese"): It's spiffanese fam you're too slow to understand it😂😭
Spiffanese by Niraj January 26, 2021

stiffany mini 

unipressive boner from looking at ANY girl
That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
stiffany mini by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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