splenday 

Splendid + Day

Have a splenday!

splenday by Anally Sally + Anthony September 28, 2008

splenda papa 

A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.

Woooow, bill is a sugar daddy?

Nope, he's a Splenda papa. Too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.

splenda papa by Roryroryrorai12345717 March 21, 2016

Splenda Daddy

A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)

Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.

Splenda Daddy by Redheadedamericangirl December 19, 2015

Splenda Baby 

Looks like sugar, tastes like sugar, but is "sugar" free.

Takes gifts and money and gives little or nothing in return.

Bought that bitch a Gucci purse and a pony and didn't even get a goodnight kiss. What a damn Splenda Baby!

Splenda Baby by m2dirty September 13, 2011

Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.

Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?

Splenda by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013

Splenda Daddy

A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar

My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now

Splenda Daddy by RobbSchu December 19, 2018

splenda smack 

when you hit your partner in the face with a mixture of sugar and ketchup during sex.

Dude, I got pissed so i totally splenda smacked her.

splenda smack by mikey101 June 5, 2009