splenda-momma

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.

Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.

splenda-momma by pqrstuv November 10, 2008

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Splenda Momma

A Woman who strives to be a Sugar Momma but just don't have the funds to pull it off

He wants a Sugar Momma but he's stuck with his Splenda Momma

Splenda Momma by Oldsoul420 November 19, 2015

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splenda-momma • Splenda Daddy • splenda • Splenda Baby • splenda mama • Splenda-man • Splenda Bitch • Splenda Dude • Splenda Father • Splenda Flip

Splenda Momma

Like a sugar momma but one whose diabetic

I want a sugar momma but I'm type 2 diabetic, so I need a splenda momma who understands me

Splenda Momma by Moldycrow87 August 7, 2018

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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