splenda-momma

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.

Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.

by pqrstuv November 10, 2008

Splenda Momma

A Woman who strives to be a Sugar Momma but just don't have the funds to pull it off

He wants a Sugar Momma but he's stuck with his Splenda Momma

by Oldsoul420 November 19, 2015

Splenda Momma

Like a sugar momma but one whose diabetic

I want a sugar momma but I'm type 2 diabetic, so I need a splenda momma who understands me

by Moldycrow87 August 07, 2018