pencils

a long wooden shaft used to write

WHO IS STEALING THEM

I NEED MY PENCILS!

by a feeb September 09, 2008

pencils

something girls shove in them to make babys

shove them pencils in me harder

by lebron jameees April 30, 2019

pencils

the name given to high school boys who carry a plethora of pencils in their pockets even though their handwriting in practically incomprhendible...they usualy wear fingerless gloves and are obsessive about protecting their eyes from the sun. They enjoy music such as linkin park and rarely answer their mobile phones...

pencils: do you want to listen to some linkin park?
hot chick: um...no thanks..
pencils: ok... i'll just head back to the laboratoy

by ulrik g pod June 21, 2006

Pencil

A pointy thing that can kill you

“USE A PENCIL TIMMY!”

by A random Joseph appears September 30, 2018

Penciling

When you have an itch in the tip of your urethra, and itch it with a pencil.

Dude, i had my circumcision yesterday. I was penciling my dick all night.

by Robert Theodore Bush-Arias February 18, 2019

Pencil

1. Male that comes into chat as *number.number inches* and loves all the ladies. He's also known to only say 1 or 2 words to most of them before trying to get them in bed and bang them!

2. He's also a sweet guy who doesn't always think with his pencil! Takes the time to chill out and breathe and help you with your problems rather it's about sex or not!

Pencil: :o Heyy!!
Lady 1: Hello.
Lady 2: Hey Pencil..
Pencil: Okay, Now let's have sex.


*What happens in the PC stays in the PC..*

by This is bullshit! January 16, 2009

Pencil

A dude that goes into a chat under
*number.numer*inches and loves all the ladies. He's only known to say 1 or 2 words to them before trying to jump them in bed and bang them!

On other hand he does take time to chill and breathe while helping others rather their problem is about sex or not! ;) haha. This is lame I know!

Pencil: Hi.
Lady 1: Hello!
Lady 2: Heyy!
Pencil: Ok, Now let's have sex.

by This Is Bullshit. January 16, 2009