huntbastianist1's definitions

Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.

Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?

by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013