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a less rich version of the sugar mama
She's my splenda mama because she doesn't make enough money to be my sugar mama
by gingerkid January 13, 2007
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Similar to a sugar mama but very, very old.
β€œHey, did you hear Gaby’s grandma got him the new PS5?”
β€œThat’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”
by OGBB March 25, 2021
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