Definitions by Roryroryrorai12345717

splenda papa 

A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.

Woooow, bill is a sugar daddy?

Nope, he's a Splenda papa. Too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.

splenda papa by Roryroryrorai12345717 March 21, 2016