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wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
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The sexy bulge in a girl's bikini or shirt that appears to be nearly busting out of it's confinement.
Did you see the splidge lines on that girl?
Splidge by Waynems May 3, 2011

Warsaw sledgehammer 

anal sex in which the person on top slaps the person on the bottom with a kielbasa at least 10 inches in length
my face is still greasy from that Warsaw sledgehammer i got last night.
nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..
suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY
spleege by spleege January 9, 2019
Sledge is someone I would love to know. Lifeless where?
Sledge by Uthought_User789ulala November 14, 2022

The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer  

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.
Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!