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chivalrous 

I am a simp so that makes me chivalrous

chivalrous stalemate 

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.
*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.
chivalrous stalemate by nonexistent December 9, 2012

chivalrous idiot 

When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.
Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick.
chivalrous idiot by Slayer5555 October 20, 2018

Chivalrous Death

The act of being such a gentleman it hurts.
Girls need ride home from somewhere. Drives 30 miles to go pick her up for the sake of being a good guy. Chivalrous Death.
Chivalrous Death by bannanafart March 18, 2014

Chavalrous 

Antonym of chivalrous. The quality of being a chav.
I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!
Chavalrous by Roo August 9, 2010

Chivalrungry 

Chivalrous + Hungry. When you are so hungry that you become chivalrous out of natural instinct. Basically the opposite of hangry.
B: *holds door open*
R: So chivalrous.
B: Yeah I’m looking forward to my Chicken Tender Pub Sub.
R: Wow you are really chivalrungry.
H: And they say chivalrunger is dead.
Chivalrungry by brandon1046 July 1, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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