Chivalrous

It’s like 69, but better. Instead of you eating the girls pussy you’re eating her ass and fingering her pussy while she’s sucking your cock. (It can be done when it’s only two girls having sex too!)

Have you heard of Chivalrous? Yeah it’s like 69 but it’s meant to satisfy the chick more than the guy

by TheMinotaur6uy October 12, 2019

chivalrous

Simp

I am a simp so that makes me chivalrous

by Friendly neighborhood simp December 23, 2020

chivalrous stalemate

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.

*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.

by nonexistent December 9, 2012

chivalrous idiot

When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.

Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick.

by Slayer5555 October 20, 2018

Chivalrous Death

The act of being such a gentleman it hurts.

Girls need ride home from somewhere. Drives 30 miles to go pick her up for the sake of being a good guy. Chivalrous Death.

by bannanafart March 18, 2014

Chavalrous

Antonym of chivalrous. The quality of being a chav.

I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!

by Roo August 9, 2010

Chivalrungry

Chivalrous + Hungry. When you are so hungry that you become chivalrous out of natural instinct. Basically the opposite of hangry.

B: *holds door open*
R: So chivalrous.
B: Yeah I’m looking forward to my Chicken Tender Pub Sub.
R: Wow you are really chivalrungry.
H: And they say chivalrunger is dead.

by brandon1046 July 1, 2021