spleege

nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..

suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY

by spleege January 9, 2019

spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by Phartman July 10, 2004

spleege

A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.

So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege

by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021

spleege

to ejaculate, jizz, cum,

did you hear? Billy spleeged himself before his pants were even off. Jenny laughed her ass off!

by Shimdaddy May 23, 2003

spleege

spreadable cheese in a squeeze bottle.

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!

by Paul J Parkinson March 22, 2005

Spleeg

When a homeless cripple gives you a footjob.

This dude in the red line today totally gave me a Spleeg without even asking first.

by Someguyovitch October 2, 2017

Spleege

It is the word I spelled wrong and decided to define. So now I guess it is a sexual term involving multiple gloves, a churro or plantain. Then a shoving motion into a Spanish pregnant lady.

¿Donde estas?

Lady: what are you looking for?

Oh nothing can I spleege into your ass.

Lady: Only if I can give you ebola.

The spleege outbreak in 2014 caused many abortions across the western hemisphere.

by Cuban Viagra Crisis November 13, 2014