Sledged 

Super drunk. Not just hammered, but sledge hammered. As I'm sledged.

Dude last night I was so drunk, I was more than hammered. I was sledged hammered. I was sledged!

Sledged by Neo2525 January 1, 2012

Sledged 

a state of absolute inebriation wherein the afflicted are more than likely to dance in hysteria, talk endlessly about their party experiences, and fuck piggish women

Man, you were so sledged last night! You were dancing to vanilla ice and ended up fucking that fat wildebeest.

Sledged by EdwardScissorpenis October 11, 2010

sledged 

to be sledged is when you get crunk or really high, and you ride a bike. The person on the bike will belive they are going through time and will see Abe Lincoln four times. This word is used as an insult.

Bob: man I just saw Abe Lincoln four times.
Josh: Your are sledged. SKEET SKEET SKEET!

sledged by Hopf December 22, 2004

sledged 

to be sledged is when you get crunk or really high, and you ride a bike. The person on the bike will belive they are going through time and will see Abe Lincoln four times. This word is used as an insult.
When using this insult Skeet is also added.

Bob: man I just saw Abe Lincoln four times.
Josh: Dude, You are sledged. SKEET SKEET SKEET!

sledged by Hopf December 23, 2004

wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

Warsaw sledgehammer 

anal sex in which the person on top slaps the person on the bottom with a kielbasa at least 10 inches in length

my face is still greasy from that Warsaw sledgehammer i got last night.

Warsaw sledgehammer by johnyblahblahblah February 11, 2009

Swedged 

Heavily intoxicated on ecstasy (MDMA).

Look at Bill, he's so swedged!

Swedged by ShAnDeM April 21, 2017