Definitions by SexSarge69
Handjob Slut
A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.
Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
Handjob Slut by SexSarge69 March 2, 2009
The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer
A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.
Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!
Max: Boobies!
The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009