crane

noun a tall, long-legged, long-necked bird, typically with white or gray plumage and often with tail plumes and patches of bare red skin on the head. Cranes are noted for their elaborate courtship dances. to court a female bird.
dude been trying to win this crane over but all he wants is some ass.
by amy lame March 18, 2011
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when u need a bag to be ripped off crane will be there, when u need sum1 to tell u its the dank and its regs crane will be there, when u need sum1 to not throw down on the blunt and expect to light it first crane will be there, when u crane's gf needs to be ripped off on a bag crane will be there, oh yea and that time crane screwed our boy over, he craned it up and said he had no bud then after he smokes him out other peeps drop by and crane busts out bud, yea pretty crane, get what i mean that fuckin guy who was in the click and was jus tolerable enough to keep around until he bailed on us for the west coast yea so yea that was it from there
insults: cranus, cranefuck, cranologist, crane, cranabus, etc. u can come up with more we do. example sentences: 1. dont be a fucking crane! 2. stop craning around! 3. hey i need sum bud is it that cranabus? 4. that fucking crane ripped me off again! 5. i took a big crane in the toilet the other day, than i wiped my crane with sum crane. 6. oh man i jus craned my pants! 7. theres always gota be that crane at the party. 8. crane u! u fuckin cranus! 9. i jus got craned! 10. im in a hurry stop craning around.
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the little old man who lives in you stomic and comes out to make you do evil things and think evil thoughts when you take amphetamines esepecially foclin
i just blew some foclin and now i want kill the ecosystem
by aeztek February 20, 2005
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to reach around one leg of a male and lift him into the air using his groin as a center of balance, usually in a bouncing motion that attempts to fight the force of gravity. sometimes, two other people may pull down on the legs of the person being craned, which adds to his pain and the amusement of bystanders. this is referred to as the "group crane."
ah damn it, brandon just craned the fuck out of me and now i'm gonna taste pennies for a week
by DBOYZ FOO November 18, 2008
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Previous definitions of the word crane have been incorrect.The word crane represents when someone is so fat they need a crane to move them.
Zoe's not just fat she's a crane
by Hamish5487 November 15, 2007
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sex between two lesbians who are both taller than 6'3"
i was watching the wnba and i couldn't help fantasizing about crane on crane porn
by jasshole1 August 24, 2011
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Crane

(Noun) an alter ego that is responsible for all unusual activity or feelings that run through your body
“You were so wild when you were drunk last night, you were being such a crane.”
by craney boy September 14, 2019
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