Skip to main content
A "willing" chick who always assumes da spread-eagled position whenever you want it.
I love intimacy as much as any guy, but I value a lady's "whole package" friendship most of all, and so I am not just after what's between her legs. So I don't really care all that much if she is a "splaymate" or not; I mostly desire her closeness and warm affection da most.
splaymate by QuacksO February 26, 2020
Words you can keep
Attention-seeking cunt who likes to shit on people and act pitiful when he's called out.
Timmy: why is everybodi bulling me? :< I only said you were all dick-sucking bitches :(
Johnny: Stop being a slymate
slymate by lmaoxdgg January 28, 2018

playmate 

A playboy playmate.
Meaning a playboy bunny. (A sexy girl of Playboy)
Here's Hugh Hefner and his lovely playmates.
playmate by Bastian December 26, 2003
Someone who has sex with a large number of sluts/whores.
Someone who only frequently dates sluts.
That girl is down to fuck, brian is such a slaymaker.
Slaymaker by Fuck M. Nasty May 23, 2008

slamatee 

A more obese version of a slam pig. A girl who would be doable if she lost 200+ pounds. A girl who is only fucked by desperate guys. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.
Amy and Kristie. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Damn look at those rolls!!! Jeff shes such a slamatee!!
slamatee by Jiggup June 11, 2006
Someone you love, possibly your soulmate.
I swear she is my slaymate, I’m going to marry that girl.
Slaymate by Dark hippie January 17, 2019

playmate 

a friend with hidden benefits. someone with whom you are publicly friends with and have private sexual relations with. can also be public but usually is not. not a "fuck buddy".
Gina: I don't get it. They don't go out, but there are rumors that they mess around even though they're supposed to be "just friends"
Diane: That's what you call being playmates
playmate by ChibiFox17 March 31, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next