splaymate

A "willing" chick who always assumes da spread-eagled position whenever you want it.

I love intimacy as much as any guy, but I value a lady's "whole package" friendship most of all, and so I am not just after what's between her legs. So I don't really care all that much if she is a "splaymate" or not; I mostly desire her closeness and warm affection da most.

by QuacksO February 26, 2020

slymate

Attention-seeking cunt who likes to shit on people and act pitiful when he's called out.

Timmy: why is everybodi bulling me? :< I only said you were all dick-sucking bitches :(
Johnny: Stop being a slymate

by lmaoxdgg January 28, 2018

playmate

A playboy playmate.
Meaning a playboy bunny. (A sexy girl of Playboy)

Here's Hugh Hefner and his lovely playmates.

by Bastian December 26, 2003

Slaymaker

Someone who has sex with a large number of sluts/whores.
Someone who only frequently dates sluts.

That girl is down to fuck, brian is such a slaymaker.

by Fuck M. Nasty May 23, 2008

slamatee

A more obese version of a slam pig. A girl who would be doable if she lost 200+ pounds. A girl who is only fucked by desperate guys. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Amy and Kristie. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Damn look at those rolls!!! Jeff shes such a slamatee!!

by Jiggup June 11, 2006

Slaymate

Someone you love, possibly your soulmate.

I swear she is my slaymate, I’m going to marry that girl.

by Dark hippie January 17, 2019

playmate

a friend with hidden benefits. someone with whom you are publicly friends with and have private sexual relations with. can also be public but usually is not. not a "fuck buddy".

Gina: I don't get it. They don't go out, but there are rumors that they mess around even though they're supposed to be "just friends"
Diane: That's what you call being playmates

by ChibiFox17 March 31, 2010