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spraymate 

A lovely woman who agrees to go pee on your face.
Helga is the best spraymate ever. She drinks a lot of mountain dew before coming to one of our sessions.
spraymate by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
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sparkmate 

Term comes from the Transformers franchise.

It basically means your significant other, your other half, or the one for you. It is different from a soulmate, as soulmates are close friends or family who are an important part of your life, while a sparkmate is the only one who completes you, who is your true love.
Some people however, don’t have a sparkmate, such as aromantic people, and some people can even have multiple, such as polyamorous people.
Your sparkmate is the most important person in your life, and you will always be together.
He’s my sparkmate, my other half.
sparkmate by GXYZ March 2, 2020
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Someone you love, possibly your soulmate.
I swear she is my slaymate, I’m going to marry that girl.
Slaymate by Dark hippie January 17, 2019

spramote 

The act of selling and promoting a product or service to others.
I can’t wait to spramote my new book.

Guy 1: What have you done to better mankind?
Guy 2: I spend my time spramoting happiness across the land.

Guy 1: That’s good.
spramote by MJBK May 26, 2019
Someone inexperienced enough to think that any simple solution has a hope of fixing the problem.
RackMonkey: The red light in the middle of the drive array is flashing, want me to stick some gaffa-tape over it?
BOFH: (Slap)
Spamateur by Rack Monkey September 8, 2005
Someone who is an amateur at spamming forum threads.
"I'm 1337"

"OMG did you really just say that, just to up your post count?"

"yes, why?"

"You're such a spamateur"
Spamateur by UrBaN963 October 10, 2008

Sparagmate 

The conjugated verb of sparagmos. The act of several female dick worshipers ripping young men to shreds, starting with their penis.

Not to be confused with masturbate.
Hey look! It's Colt! Lets go sparagmate his ass.

Or, That Dick cheated on me! LETS SPARAGMATE!
Sparagmate by Anony Miss November 5, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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