spraymate

A lovely woman who agrees to go pee on your face.

Helga is the best spraymate ever. She drinks a lot of mountain dew before coming to one of our sessions.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

sparkmate

Term comes from the Transformers franchise.

It basically means your significant other, your other half, or the one for you. It is different from a soulmate, as soulmates are close friends or family who are an important part of your life, while a sparkmate is the only one who completes you, who is your true love.
Some people however, don’t have a sparkmate, such as aromantic people, and some people can even have multiple, such as polyamorous people.
Your sparkmate is the most important person in your life, and you will always be together.

He’s my sparkmate, my other half.

by GXYZ March 2, 2020

Slaymate

Someone you love, possibly your soulmate.

I swear she is my slaymate, I’m going to marry that girl.

by Dark hippie January 17, 2019

spramote

The act of selling and promoting a product or service to others.

I can’t wait to spramote my new book.

Guy 1: What have you done to better mankind?
Guy 2: I spend my time spramoting happiness across the land.

Guy 1: That’s good.

by MJBK May 26, 2019

Spamateur

Someone inexperienced enough to think that any simple solution has a hope of fixing the problem.

RackMonkey: The red light in the middle of the drive array is flashing, want me to stick some gaffa-tape over it?
BOFH: (Slap)

by Rack Monkey September 8, 2005

Spamateur

Someone who is an amateur at spamming forum threads.

"I'm 1337"

"OMG did you really just say that, just to up your post count?"

"yes, why?"

"You're such a spamateur"

by UrBaN963 October 10, 2008

Sparagmate

The conjugated verb of sparagmos. The act of several female dick worshipers ripping young men to shreds, starting with their penis.

Not to be confused with masturbate.

Hey look! It's Colt! Lets go sparagmate his ass.

Or, That Dick cheated on me! LETS SPARAGMATE!

by Anony Miss November 5, 2009