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A penis, especially a small or disgusting one. Used to describe a person, similar to dick. However, whereas dick is used to describe a rude or unpleasant person, a speg is a particularly gross or unlikeable person. A speg is clumsy, worthless, slow, ugly, or out of touch.
Chatroulette is full of dudes who think waving their speg around in front of the camera will get girls to show them their tits.

This team is a pack of spegs, no wonder we aren't winning.

Who let that speg in here?
Speg by Skrookum July 21, 2015
Related Words
spegl • speel • speg • spegg • Siegler • Speagle • Speeling • speal • Spedlum • speegle
Another name for the penis. Can also be used to as a codename for pornography without others knowing the true meaning of spege.

Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.

Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.
Penis Form:
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on

Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...
Spege by The jimbonator June 22, 2009

yeetle spegeetle 

There was a food fight at school so I pulled a yeetle Spegeetle on my friend
yeetle spegeetle by Graham Roche March 21, 2017
Students at the School for Ethics and Global Leadership in Washington D.C. They live together in D.C., talk to powerful people, take classes, and have super awesome conversations. They are all one-of-a-kind. A typical seglette is ambitious, thoughtful, attractive, and intelligent.
Wow, look at that intimidating group of hot nerds in suits. They must be seglettes! God, I wish I was one of them...

I saw one of the seglettes at the event she organized for her organization. She is so put together!
Seglettes by CONSNE132 January 24, 2011
Nice, friendly, funny, sweet, caring and gentle type of a girl. Every girl wants to be her. Every guy want to date her.
He will never introduce me to his parents. I'm no Spela.
spela by salabajs February 8, 2014
Something said in excitement, an exclamation.
When Evan walked into the room, you could already here him hissing from the hall way as he said: "sssssssssssSSS-PEGA." He must have been excited about something because he said spega.
spega by zini117 February 28, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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