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Retarded kid under the age of 15
Friend 1: my brother did very well on the test today

Friend 2: my brother is a spedlum he didn’t do well at all
Spedlum by Spedi December 14, 2020
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Any retarded or sped person under the age of 13.
Person 1: My little brother won the science fair yesterday.

Person 2: You’re lucky, my little bro is a total spedlum.
Spedlum by Spedi December 14, 2020
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Retarded person under the age of 15
Person 1: my brother did so well on the test today

Person 2: oh my brothers a spedlum he didn’t do well at all
Spedlum by Spedi December 14, 2020

spedbump 

wags aka spedbump means you are a retarded piece of shit and have no brain
smedium whoare; medium smeddum (spirit or energy); + Smedlum and P = Pcells +. Pmedlum were used to calculate the percent degradation; serering magnetic lines of force in smedlum wlth finite electrical conduetirliy
Whoelse but nasa cudav thot up magneto-hydorodynamic ncept like smedlum?
smedlum by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

spellummy 

spullummy is a word used to call someone who's annoying you by correcting your spelling. it's spell and dummy mixed together
Oh be quite spellummy, I typed adn instead of and no big deal.
spellummy by anonymous February 14, 2021

Speblumpkin

Receiving Felatio while taking a poop in a cave
Yo me and Debbie were out cave diving and she gave me a Speblumpkin
Speblumpkin by Dr..nockers March 13, 2026
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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