spdaff 

Explosive ejaculatory orgasm!

That chick was so hot, she made me spdaff all over her face.

spdaff by grumbledook May 2, 2014

daff spaff 

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern

damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff

daff spaff by _wha_ March 22, 2021

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

Spaff Portion by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

spaff 

another word for ejaculate

bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa

spaff by another word for ejaculate June 10, 2015

Spaffically 

Adverb; in a manner pertaining to sudden and violent ejaculation.

Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.

Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.

Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.

Spaffically by JankZappa December 31, 2021

Spaff 

To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.

I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak

Spaff by Jelly Pumpernickel October 4, 2012