by Smelting May 29, 2006
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My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019
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Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”
by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019
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Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.
by mark jackson. January 06, 2010
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When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face
by Endeque February 04, 2010
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