Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”
by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019
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Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.
Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."
by mark jackson. January 06, 2010
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When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face
Johnny got spaffed last night, I'm going to spaff Johnny, You deserve a good spaffing
by Endeque February 04, 2010
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