Spaffed

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019

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1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 13, 2021

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Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

by mark jackson. January 06, 2010

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when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

by Smelting May 29, 2006

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Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019

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