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Spaffage 

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.
Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.
Spaffage by Martian Daws November 5, 2005

spaffage 

To spaff (or rain devastation down) on an area. Originates from the PC Game 'Battlefield 1942' where artilliary can lay down massive amounts of devastation on an area.
The Artilliary was laying spaffage down on the axis spawn point.
spaffage by Jingles July 17, 2004
(See Spafe) a way of saying thanks and safe or spafe you after being helped in a needy situation
Person a: yo blad set me one of them mandem cookies, im bare hungry
Person b: sure
Person a: Spafage, i love you!
Spafage by >MaReK< May 1, 2007
An extended version of Saf (Sweet as fuck), to be used on it's own.
Will: "It's going to be a Saf film"
Jamie: "Saffage"
Saffage by JezzaC July 1, 2011

staffage 

unnecessary filler or decoration to beautify or obscure something, e.g. within the entertainment industry or politics
The politician's deeds were nothing more than mere staffage to appease the voters
staffage by elek31 December 19, 2023

Urban Dictionary Staffage 

A term to describe someone so GOATed that normal terms don't describe it well enough.
A: I am sigma.
B: I am more sigma than James Y toilet
C: I am Urban Dictionary Staffage
A and B: No one's Urban Dictionary Staffage , except for the guy who called himself that on urban dictionary.
C: let me see.
C: Bro is more sigma than gigachad!!!
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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