Spaffage 

from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.

"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"

Spaffage by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005

Spaffage 

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.

Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.

Spaffage by Martian Daws November 5, 2005

spaffage 

To spaff (or rain devastation down) on an area. Originates from the PC Game 'Battlefield 1942' where artilliary can lay down massive amounts of devastation on an area.

The Artilliary was laying spaffage down on the axis spawn point.

spaffage by Jingles July 17, 2004

Spafage 

(See Spafe) a way of saying thanks and safe or spafe you after being helped in a needy situation

Person a: yo blad set me one of them mandem cookies, im bare hungry
Person b: sure
Person a: Spafage, i love you!

Spafage by >MaReK< May 1, 2007

Saffage 

An extended version of Saf (Sweet as fuck), to be used on it's own.

Will: "It's going to be a Saf film"
Jamie: "Saffage"

Saffage by JezzaC July 1, 2011

staffage 

unnecessary filler or decoration to beautify or obscure something, e.g. within the entertainment industry or politics

The politician's deeds were nothing more than mere staffage to appease the voters

staffage by elek31 December 19, 2023

Urban Dictionary Staffage 

A term to describe someone so GOATed that normal terms don't describe it well enough.

A: I am sigma.
B: I am more sigma than James Y toilet
C: I am Urban Dictionary Staffage
A and B: No one's Urban Dictionary Staffage , except for the guy who called himself that on urban dictionary.
C: let me see.
C: Bro is more sigma than gigachad!!!

Urban Dictionary Staffage by Urban Dictionary Staffage December 2, 2024