by another word for ejaculate June 8, 2015
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 9, 2013
by belsmith the belsniff June 9, 2015
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
by d to a the to the n-n-y February 11, 2007
by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
by d to a the to the n-n-y February 9, 2007
To cockslap, as it were.
One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)
Also:
He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.
Also:
He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.
by Nate March 11, 2005