spazm

pornking, porn-king

by John May 20, 2003

Laugh Spazm

An all of a sudden nonstop jerk that is caused by something or someone funny and can often lead to seizure.

"Omg shes having a laugh spazm!!"

"Iiim dyyiiinng"

by J_acob January 31, 2008

quim spazm

The explosion of ones axe, causing great discomfort but at the same time feels like an orgasm.

Her flaps shook like a weak bridge in a storm, slowly getting more and more loose, she let out a hefty moan as tuna brine spunked out of her wrinkled beef slices. Gita bit her pillow as her moist meaty chunks flew out of her pertruding minge and after shooting through the air. It was then that she realised she just had a quim spazm

by gita 11111 September 27, 2008

dick spazm

a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed

worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth

gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''

worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better

by matt May 25, 2003

Gasm-Spazm

A awesome fun word to use to describe something really; Yummy, Hawt, Sexual, Awesome, etc.

1. Jim "man! look at the boobs on her!"
Joe "wooo wee! Theys make me haves a Gasm-spazms!"

2."OMG! This (food item) is gasm-spaztic!

3.Me, yourself, them.

4.Bob "So what did you do last night?"
Tim "I worked out my Gasm-Spazm"

5. *points to crotch*
Caveman;"What body part this?"
Docter; "that's your gasm-spazticular-alia"

by Jessee Haine Y? August 25, 2009

spamfluencer

Was there ever was a more pointless "job" than this new breed of lazy people called "influencers", who get given free stuff, so that they can then post videos, to try to "influence" people into buying the items........
They are the human equivalent of SPAM, or pop-up ads.
Can you remember the shoite catalogues that used to come through the door for incontinence pants and corduroy trousers.... influencers are them !!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPAMFLUENCERS !!!!!!!!!!!

More pointless crap that spamfluencers are trying to get us to buy on tik tok !!!!!

Fake celebs trying to off-load pointless tat, cos they got it FREE.

by Peters a star January 8, 2021

Spambo

A not very well known rapper who makes music over "meme type beats". He has made songs such as “Queso” and “Quarry” with a lot more in the works. His profile picture on his social media has a picture of him with white clout goggles edited over the background of a video game called Minecraft. He isn't very popular yet but has several songs out now which are really catchy.

"Have you heard the new song by Spambo?"
"Yeah, Quarry? I been listening to that."
"Ight, cool."

by UrbanInferno June 12, 2020