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Laugh Spazm
An all of a sudden nonstop jerk that is caused by something or someone funny and can often lead to seizure.
Laugh Spazm by J_acob January 31, 2008
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spazmoid • Spazmo • spazmonkey • Spazma • Spazmatic • spazmatron • spazmotic • spazmuffin • Spazmanian • spazmaphobia
quim spazm
Her flaps shook like a weak bridge in a storm, slowly getting more and more loose, she let out a hefty moan as tuna brine spunked out of her wrinkled beef slices. Gita bit her pillow as her moist meaty chunks flew out of her pertruding minge and after shooting through the air. It was then that she realised she just had a quim spazm
quim spazm by gita 11111 September 27, 2008
dick spazm
a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed
worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth
gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''
worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better
gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''
worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better
dick spazm by matt May 25, 2003
Gasm-Spazm
1. Jim "man! look at the boobs on her!"
Joe "wooo wee! Theys make me haves a Gasm-spazms!"
2."OMG! This (food item) is gasm-spaztic!
3.Me, yourself, them.
4.Bob "So what did you do last night?"
Tim "I worked out my Gasm-Spazm"
5. *points to crotch*
Caveman;"What body part this?"
Docter; "that's your gasm-spazticular-alia"
Joe "wooo wee! Theys make me haves a Gasm-spazms!"
2."OMG! This (food item) is gasm-spaztic!
3.Me, yourself, them.
4.Bob "So what did you do last night?"
Tim "I worked out my Gasm-Spazm"
5. *points to crotch*
Caveman;"What body part this?"
Docter; "that's your gasm-spazticular-alia"
Gasm-Spazm by Jessee Haine Y? August 25, 2009
spamfluencer
Was there ever was a more pointless "job" than this new breed of lazy people called "influencers", who get given free stuff, so that they can then post videos, to try to "influence" people into buying the items........
They are the human equivalent of SPAM, or pop-up ads.
Can you remember the shoite catalogues that used to come through the door for incontinence pants and corduroy trousers.... influencers are them !!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPAMFLUENCERS !!!!!!!!!!!
They are the human equivalent of SPAM, or pop-up ads.
Can you remember the shoite catalogues that used to come through the door for incontinence pants and corduroy trousers.... influencers are them !!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPAMFLUENCERS !!!!!!!!!!!
More pointless crap that spamfluencers are trying to get us to buy on tik tok !!!!!
Fake celebs trying to off-load pointless tat, cos they got it FREE.
Fake celebs trying to off-load pointless tat, cos they got it FREE.
spamfluencer by Peters a star January 8, 2021
Spambo
A not very well known rapper who makes music over "meme type beats". He has made songs such as “Queso” and “Quarry” with a lot more in the works. His profile picture on his social media has a picture of him with white clout goggles edited over the background of a video game called Minecraft. He isn't very popular yet but has several songs out now which are really catchy.
Spambo by UrbanInferno June 12, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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