spazmuffin

1.A person or thing that is completely and totally insane.

2.An awesome and totally cool muffin.

That kid just bit his dog, what a spazmuffin!!

Dude 1:That muffin is chocolate!
Dude 2:Now that's a spazmuffin!

by Kurt the pimp May 4, 2005

slagmuffin

A slag, sket, slut, whore, hooker, dirty bitch i.e. Has the name SALLY, that has a dirty, moudly beyond grotesue muffin.

slagmuffin Sally

by LBG6661902 June 24, 2009

shagmuffin

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.

i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate

by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007

Spudmuffin

An Irish lesbian.

That's one hot spudmuffin!

by paddymuncher November 5, 2011

SHAGMUFFIN

someone you lust over or find very attractive
someone sexy as hell !
someone with a FINE ASS
someone who enjoys crazy wild sex

1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"

by Patrick Sheehan February 24, 2008

spaz-muffin

A crazed annoying retarded person who has spaz like qualities.

Ian the stalker of the grade was a complete spaz-muffin today.

by Noelleybellyboo April 2, 2007

Swagmuffin

Someone with amazing and unorecedent amounts of swag

"Emily is such a Swagmuffin like wow"

by swagmuffin527 January 26, 2016