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spazmotic 

a word used for someone who cant do anything right and always seems to fuck up. Usually applies to lanky people. Can aslo mean spastic. see spazmoticated
Man: Hey, lanky, cant you do anything right, you're so spazmotic
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Spazmotic 

1. Doing something really spastic
2. Describes a person who messes things up, forgets things, etc.
1. Look at her run, she looks so spazmotic!
2. Amber is so spazmotic...
Spazmotic by LeahKristineB. April 28, 2008

Spazmotic 

1. A totally spastic girl who thinks she knows everything. 2. A very useful anti stomache drug
Eg1. Greg: Hey! Who do you think you are? Spazmotic: A intallictual intellectual person, who the hack hell r u? Greg: What a spazmotic
Spazmotic by McSpazatron April 11, 2009

spazmoid 

A variation on spaz that carries all the same possible meanings.. following in the red dwarf 'gimboid' tradition. Particularly appropriate to nerdy people.
Dude get some friends and stop being such a spazmoid
spazmoid by pdizzler91 June 2, 2011

Spazmoid 

You tuber Callum’s corner calls his subscribers spazmoids cause his head looks like a sodding tic tac
Shut up you spazmoids , my head doesn’t looking like a sodding tic tac
Spazmoid by Missstealyourmanz11 August 24, 2019

spazmoid 

Chris, YOU are a SPAZMOID!
spazmoid by Stression November 18, 2016

spazmoidal fish

A fish that keeps having sudden spasms while swimming
I think that fish in the biology lab only got killed cuz it was a spazmoidal fish :(

Ikr so sad :(
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