spartini

The drink equivalent of being kicked off a cliff by a screaming, caped man.

Person A: Dude, I think that first sip of spartini just made Chuck Norris flinch!

Person B: HERETIC. YOUR EYES ARE DECEITFUL.

by Rain the Revenant May 1, 2008

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

sparting

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."

"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"

by dw8177 April 13, 2017

Spartaning

When someone describes something as madness and you respond my shouting this is sparta and viciously kick them in the chest.

Last night we were waiting in the queue for Halo reach, my friend Jake got so anoyed that he shouted out " god this queue is madness" So I responded by shouting " this is sparta" and kicked him in the chest, he got up like what the fuck, and I told him, it's called spartaning, we've been doing it ever since.

by Fortehfuckin'lolz. October 1, 2010

Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.

Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.

by mamadids October 16, 2013

Smartini

A nickname for a quick cocktail/smart drink before heading out and hitting the town.

Joanna enjoyed a smartini on the back deck before Henry came to pick her up for a night of dinner and dancing.

"Fancy a smartini before we go?"

by Seamaj March 16, 2009

sartinite

women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.

a sartinite enjoys a secret affair that is a little dangerous and very kinky

by bagitbabe May 3, 2008