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sartinite 

women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.
a sartinite enjoys a secret affair that is a little dangerous and very kinky
sartinite by bagitbabe May 3, 2008
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Shartinate 

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.
1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.
Shartinate by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

saltinies 

'MMM! I love these saltinies! They are smaller saltines, and don't crumble everywhere!
saltinies by Name12344121 January 18, 2008

Sarinity 

Where do I begin?

Sarinity, is a girl, not just any girl, she's one of a kind. She's the only of her kind. I wish there were more of her. Sarinity will look past you features. She will look pass how you live your life. She will love you, for you.
Wow! That Sarinity girl is amazing. She's so nice!

I wish my girl was more like Sarinity.
Sarinity by WordLink July 19, 2015

saltinies 

A smaller, yet yummier Saltine Premium Cracker. They are thinner so that they do not crumble everywhere when you put them in your mouth.
Pass me one of those saltinies for my soup!
saltinies by Name12344121 January 18, 2008

saltinity 

The level of salt in a body of water.
The saltinity of the tidal pond is higher than the saltinity of the ocean.
saltinity by Trey Ruefle October 23, 2008

sardinize 

1.the state of being sardinized. 2.smashed together in a tight space.
last night we were sardinized in a bed with four people in it.
sardinize by R&B4ever August 9, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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