Funnylingus

The act of seducing or sexually arousing someone with your sense of humour/wit.

"Sally agreed to go home with Bob after he gave her a good dose of funnylingus"

"I'll have to use funnylingus to get him into bed"

"When all else fails, try a little funnylingus."

by Seamaj March 17, 2009

Smartini

A nickname for a quick cocktail/smart drink before heading out and hitting the town.

Joanna enjoyed a smartini on the back deck before Henry came to pick her up for a night of dinner and dancing.

"Fancy a smartini before we go?"

by Seamaj March 16, 2009